Work begins on 26 new council homes across Nottingham

“"Oh, and please take your tongue out of FW's backside just for a second, will you?" --- kpaiii

Thank you for at least doing me the courtesy of not accusing me of being another pseudonym. Unless you think I am an exceptional contortionist, that is.”

“So you're sexist, ageist AND racist, kpi99/Edmund Irvine/ro-land?

Not very tolerant or liberal, are you?”

“Do shut up kpaiii. Why don't you go and try and think up an original user name - and make sure you change those incontinence pads whilst you're at it.

What a silly girl.”

“What is going on, Edmund/kpi99/ro-land? You've gone at least two posts without calling someone a nasty racist bigot? I think you should look under your (single) bed and find some nasty ickle wacists.”

“I won't correct your spelling but your use of 'old' being equivalent to senile, the mark of arrogant youth or, rather pathetically, someone who thinks he's in touch with today's youth, and your reference to my falling back on the multiple name user 'chestnut', suggests someone who has been on this web page for a bit longer than you, Roland Rat. Could that someone be a fellow pest? Rat or badger, they're both low-life creatures intruding upon the territories of higher forms of life. You do not belong here, tiresome troll. You belong in a picket line somewhere holding up your careworn copy of Socialist Worker.”

“Hey Billy - could you highlight some of the posts where I have continually accused others of being more than one poster? Mm, see you're just playing Billy Liar - again.”

“Oh dear kpaii is peeing her pants. About the limit for a buffoon who can't even think of their own user name.

What a chuckle.”

“" interesting as I have noticed marked similarities and words are the same across two alleged posters posts" --- smshogun

You mean like the time you posted that "conversation" with your "neighbour" the magistrate, which by some remarkable mechanism you had recorded word for word, and all the words sounded remarkably like you?

If you want a giggle at how bad smshogun is at pretending to be two people (and how he failed to even figure out that no-one who really has a neighbour who is a magistrate would record their conversations), have a look at

http://tinyurl.com/99l58d4

http://tinyurl.com/99l58d4

(I particularly liked the fawning admiration of "Q. When was the last time you paid a local authority parking ticket?
A. Not since you explained the system you use to me and my family, and I verified the Acts and Statutes as current and viable to use.")”

“Multiple user names, ro-land? How about Edmund Irvine and kpi99? Or that is when you're not pretending to send '£50' (it's ALWAYS '£50') to someone with health problems or a children's group. My guess for your next user name is 'You're all racist bigots. I hate all you nasty racists, etc.')

Oh, and please take your tongue out of FW's backside just for a second, will you? It's nauseating and embarrassing when you congratulate every single one of his pub bore posts. Though maybe you two should get together?”

“Whenever old Ted can't think of anything of interest to post he just falls back on his multiple user name chesnut. It's no where near as amusing as old Billy Liar - well what or who could be, but it's worth a cheap chuckle.

You'll have to fight for a place in shoguns affections - never mind the judge, the senior lawyer, the two magistrates - heck, even scrap metal expert man is ahead of you Ted.

I do like to chuckle.”