“i hope that historically its going to be as accurate as braveheart or the ten commandments.”

“The real Robin Hood was from Donny, everyone knows that. He used to fly from our airport, that's why we named it after him.”

“Made for Americans and illiterates.”

“Ah jus seen ode wurrows commint - ee gorrit rong - ee shuda cahled it 'Savin Marions Privates'.”

“Ayup me odes. Ah wer teld as that thyre Crow fellah ad ad sum Helicution lessuns abaht a Nottingham axent, - burree sahns lyke a Roman to meh.”