“i hope that historically its going to be as accurate as braveheart or the ten commandments.”

“The real Robin Hood was from Donny, everyone knows that. He used to fly from our airport, that's why we named it after him.”

“Made for Americans and illiterates.”

“Ah jus seen ode wurrows commint - ee gorrit rong - ee shuda cahled it 'Savin Marions Privates'.”

“Ayup me odes. Ah wer teld as that thyre Crow fellah ad ad sum Helicution lessuns abaht a Nottingham axent, - burree sahns lyke a Roman to meh.”

“Where does it say in the ballads that Robin took a few days holiday fom Centre Parks in the forest, and had a shindig with Marion at Skeggy?”

“Lets face it - it looks cr@p.”

“Bloody Russell Crowes! They come to our country, get drunk and take the jobs that our own Jon Collins could have done.”

“Last time I was down Ye Ole Snottingham way the castle didnt look that good, infact it look decidedly like a House on a Hill but then again my eyesight aint as good as it use to be. I do hope any tourists who venture to our city enjoy the medieval Broadmarsh Centre, the magnificent Sherwood 'Centreparks' forest and the one and only Maid Marian Way. I just wish the Tales Of Robin Hood was still open because that really was special!”

“My god it looks worse than I feared, talk about preachy and anachronistic. Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe will only damage to Nottingham heritage scene further with this load of self-satified tripe.”