“im glad you fink my tiping is Better . my mum is glad you is hepling me withmy english , and spellin ,.. as shes imbarrased at me being in the speshal needs class at scool . oneday i hope tobe all mature , .. and as clever as the lady who cleens youre office ,.. but for now ill keep tryin .”

“Well i have tried everything from gastric bands , to limiting my intake of large kebabs to 2 a day , 3 on saturdays , but try as i may , i cannot shift this gut,
Mind you im making progress , i was formerly 35 stone !!! Now i am 34 stone .
Ilike to sit in front of me pc shovelling crisps into my mouth and swallowing them without chewing , monster munch are my bestest followed by cherryade.
i also like to talk drivvle....”

“Mr Mojo , Is it a chip shop or pizza take away that you own , The majority of people that work in these places are cash in hand and claiming benefits .”

“Mr Mojo? A much better effort at a 'nom de plume' than 'Frankie Dollars, Stateside', 'not so clever trevor, derby', 'Bill, notts', and of course 'Mr Mincer'.
A vast improvement in punctuation overall, but your tone, structure and style of digital graphology still gives you away; spaces where there should be none, forgetting capital letters etc. Above all, the theme of personally attacking a contributer rather than just disagreeing with her statement, and the total inability to recognise that she may have been slightly 'tongue in cheek' in the first place.
At least you're able to spell 'drivel' correctly now.
Hope this all helps in your English GCSE when the new term starts.”

“"Some local experts fear the true figures could actually be higher as lots of people have never been assessed by their GP."

Well I fear that true figures could actually be lower as lots of people have never been assessed by their GP. Just 'cause there are a number of people this survey doesn't take into account doesn't mean we should assume that they are in the out crowd. Am I nit picking?”

“Ann.
Close all the fast food shops ?, you are bonkers.
Have you any thought for the people working in these places ?
No.
Have you thought that closing the shops will leave these people reliant on the state wasting vast amounts of money ?
No.
For an 'educated' woman you talk drivel.
Get back to your ivory tower !”

“Its not about what you eat or about being educated it is just luck im over 20 stones yet i only eat the same has my wife who is only 17 stones. We only eat fast food once a day and only in modaration . I was 1989 pub quiz champion so quite educated.”

“You cannot educate people who do not want to be educated , Forget wasting vast amounts of money . Just close down every fast food shop shop that way mum will have to take to wearing the apron to cook for her little cherubs .”