My Dryathlon: The end

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Monday, February 04, 2013
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AFTER 31 days of turning down invitations for after work drinks, deliberately avoiding the wine aisle in Sainsbury’s and opting for a soft drink with every meal, I was very much looking forward to my first sip of Chardonnay in 2013.

But because I had spent most of Friday afternoon (that is, February 1 – the Holy Grail of Fridays for all of us strong willed dryathlon-ers) anticipating the cool, smooth, buttery taste of the wine, I’d forgotten the bitter, dry, and painful aftertaste which generally accompanies said beverage.

  1. Emily Winsor at the end of the dryathlon

    Emily Winsor at the end of the dryathlon

I’m talking about the hangover.

On Saturday I awoke to blinding white light streaking into my bleary, mascara clogged eyes. The sun had decided to come out for the first time in what must be weeks, if not months, in Nottingham, and it had chosen to do so at the most inopportune time. I don’t know why, I suspect there is some complicated scientific justification, but the daylight always seems that much more pervasive and glaring in the midst of a hangover.

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So, as I was awake and there was no hope of getting back to sleep with what felt like a small army of vicious trolls with pointy little pitchforks waging a war inside my head, I tried to recollect the evening before.

As I assessed the evening (or more precisly what I could remember of it) in the harsh, oh so very harsh, light of day I decided that my month of not drinking had actually made drinking a far more tricky activity than before.

My body had become used to feeling energised and refreshed every morning. My liver had sat back and put its feet up for a month, what with not having to go in to overdrive every Friday and Saturday. My mum had had 31 nights of uninterrupted sleep.

But then February 1 rolled round and put an end to all this. And after the month off it seems my body took longer to cope with the alcohol than usual.

In sum I am now in a bit of a quandary. I like the feeling of freshness and energy that I’ve enjoyed throughout Janaury. I hate feeling hungover.

But I also like wine.

Somewhere, between agony hangover morning and tedious tee total, there has to be a nice place where people drink the perfect amount of alcohol, resulting in zero headache. I am on the hunt for that place.

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  • Profile image for kilowatt2

    by kilowatt2

    Tuesday, February 05 2013, 8:40AM

    “My Bore-athon: The end

    A right riveting read!”

  • Profile image for EmilyWinsor3

    by EmilyWinsor3

    Tuesday, February 05 2013, 8:11AM

    “Thanks Matt :)”

  • Profile image for mattgaltress

    by mattgaltress

    Monday, February 04 2013, 9:36PM

    “Well done Ms Winsor.”

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    by ShockG

    Monday, February 04 2013, 9:35PM

    “'Somewhere, between agony hangover morning and tedious tee total, there has to be a nice place where people drink the perfect amount of alcohol, resulting in zero headache. I am on the hunt for that place.'

    Don't worry there is. It's called drinking responsibly with moderation.”

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    by copperjohn3

    Monday, February 04 2013, 7:24PM

    “The unavoidable result of trying to fill thirty plus pages of newspaper with only six or seven pages worth of 'actual news'.”

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    by voxpopuli

    Monday, February 04 2013, 6:59PM

    “Keep up the good work Ms Winsor. If you have any more dreary sixth-form prose on the subject of drinking I'd definitely look forward to not reading it.”

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    by SlickSpoons

    Monday, February 04 2013, 5:30PM

    “"My Dryathlon: The end"


    Well thank **** for that!!!”

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    by FormerlyW

    Monday, February 04 2013, 4:39PM

    “"In sum I am now in a bit of a quandary. I like the feeling of freshness and energy that I've enjoyed throughout Janaury. I hate feeling hungover. But I also like wine."

    Here's a fairly easy solution to your quandary: grow up.”

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    by LestaLM

    Monday, February 04 2013, 4:37PM

    “Congratulations for staying off booze for one month. It isn't easy. Have a glass of water before going to bed and have a glass of water at your bedside so you can stay hydrated through the night. If you must drink wine then alternate between a glass of wine and mineral water or have a wine spritzer instead of straight wine.”

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    by Armageddon

    Monday, February 04 2013, 4:01PM

    “What happened to EmilyWinsor1 and 2? Did they bore everybody to death as well?”

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